A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman had a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, “I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?”

“I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.”

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. ” I have never heard of that condition before” he said. “Are you taking anything for it?”

The woman nodded, “Pepper”.

*sigh*

Just got back from attempting to take the car into the mechanic to replace the other ball joint (BTW, if you happen to own a Ford that’s 7 years old or older, or has around 100,000 miles on it, consider talking to a mechanic about replacing the ball joints if they haven’t already been done). On our way down we enter an intersection and are cut off by a white SUV making a left turn in front of us. We both slam on our brakes, and when the other driver realizes we aren’t going to hit her she speeds off. Before we even have a chance to give the car gas, we’re rear ended hard.

Fortunately the slogan “Built Ford Tough” has some teeth (at least as far as bumpers go). This is the second accident the car’s been in in a year and the other persons always sustained way more damage. The owner of this car begged not to get either the police or the insurance companies. I wonder why? His Mercedes looks like shit, clearly having been in at least one previous accident. Then there was the issue of him having his poodle in his lap while he was driving (according to what he told the officer, the dog lept up into his view, just before he hit us. *facepalm* Needless to say he received a ticket.

The car is over at the mechanic’s now. I have to call Herb tomorrow and ask him to check the bumper while he has it. Our insurance is one of the best, but their accident appraisal department isn’t too thorough.