Next month, for Girls’ Night Out, we are planning to partake in a pre-release viewing of the last(?) Pirates of the Caribbean. It’s been decided that all of us must dress up as pirates (or parrots).

While I love Depp’s Jack Sparrow, my first true pirate love will always be Rex Smith’s Frederick from The Pirates of Penzance. So I’m trying to figure out which one I want to go as. Me and my dreadies can pull off a mean tribute to Jack, but my wardrobe is more Frederick friendly.

Decisions, decisions.