Borrowed from blackthornglade

1. My PC is dead.

2. My laptop is frying network cables at an alarming rate, thus making it difficult for me to stay online.

3. It’s well into FebNoWriMo and I haven’t written a word.

4. A DVD from Netflix (that I put on my computer table) is now missing.

5. I forgot to buy canned catfood again (the cats aren’t too happy about this, either).

6. No business for my store.

7. *whine* My Robin Hood letter opener is the closest thing I own to a double edged blade and is annoying to work with, but I can’t buy the “real thing” because traditional athames are illegal in my state.

I’m tagging anyone who reads this entry.

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

*waggles eyebrows at flist*

A belated Happy Birthday to darthanne! Hope it was a good one!