- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of babspace!
- Babspace can’t sweat.
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating babspace from each salad served in first class.
- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after babspace!
- Babspace can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with babspace!
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by babspace.
- The babspace-fighting market in the Philippines is huge – several thousand babspace-fights take place there every day.
- Babspaceolatry is the mindless worship of babspace.
- Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with babspace.
I get to whack animals and have people worship me! Bonus!