1. Can you cook?
Yes, I love to cook.

2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
While it might be a nice excuse to play cards and chat, I would probably be thinking about how to get safely out.

3. What talent do you wish you had?
The ability to make my own clothes.

4. Favorite place?
Spy Pond

5. Favorite vegetable?
Baby corn

6. What was the last book you read?
Palestine: Peace not Apartheid by Jimmy Carter

7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
Messy (which isn’t necessarily the same as dirty)

8. Any tattoos and/or piercings?
No, but I do have some nice scars.

9. Worst habit?
Constantly apologizing.

HERE COMES THE FUN …

1. How did we meet?
Online, then once in real live over some memory chips. I wouldn’t mind meeting you again sometime.

2. What’s your philosophy on life?
The truth can be found only in the lie.

3. Negative or Optimistic?
I fluctuate between the two poles.

4. What was your dream growing up?
To teach math or physics.

5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
While I am generally open to discussing these matters, I do not think an internet meme is an appropriate place to do so.

6. What was your first impression of me?
Interesting local person.

7. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I speak squirrel.

8. What’s your favorite memory of us?
I only have one memory of us in real life, so I guess that would be my favorite.

9 is missing. Make up something if you want.
I don’t want.

10. Have you ever kept anything from me?
Not actively.

11. What do you think of me as a person?
You are intelligent, kind and crafty.

12. Do you think I’m sane or insane?
I’m not one to judge such matters.

13. Would you cry for me if I died?
I hope I do not have to find out anytime soon.

14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Depends on the crime you had in mind.

15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
I don’t believe in forcing change on others.

16. How do you fall asleep?
By closing my eyes.

17. Ever gotten angry with me?
No.

18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?
Sure, what the hell.

19. If you had one day to live, what would you do?
Heroin. If I’m going to die anyway, I wouldn’t have to worry about becoming addicted.

20. A million bucks… what would you do with it?
Give some away, then set aside a trust fund for myself and never touch the principle.

21. What is your worst fear?
Accidentally hurting someone.

22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Livejournal

23. Can you sing or dance?
Yes. Note, you didn’t as if I can sing or dance well.

24. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest…
Motivated

25. Will you repost this so I can fill it out?
Unsure