I went to snag some cash out of Pig (my piggy bank) in order to get myself a bottle of medicinal Diet Dew from the corner store.

Someone has been helping themselves to Pig’s contents.

That someone returned from work today. It seems that while he was busy salting the Munincipal Lot, leaving the Town-owned truck he was driving unattended (and keys still in the ignition), another someone hopped in and stole it. The police have yet to retrieve it.

I believe I owe the cosmos a thank you note.