1. How old were you in 1980? 15-16

2. 42? (I’m just being a smart ass, there wasn’t originally a question 2)

3. Did you watch Transformers? Nope.

4. Did you see E.T. on the big screen? Yup.

5. Did you own a Lite Bright? Yup.

6. Who is your Favorite Golden Girl? Didn’t really get into the show but I recall ditsy Rose always seemed to crack me up.

7. When someone says ” Who you gonna call? ” What do you think? Ghostbusters!

8. What was your favorite toy? A doll my mom had made for me when I had to go into the hospital for surgery.

9. Did you have a Pogo Ball? That’s the one that looks like a ball that’s been forced into a narrow hole in a disk, right? And they’ve resurfaced again and again, under various names? Had one but couldn’t keep my balance on it.

10. Did you listen to New Kids on the Block? ‘Scuse me while I hurl.

11. Which New Kid was your favorite? None of the above. I had taste.

12. Did you play M.A.S.H? Watched the series during its original run. Never played it, though.

13. Did you have Jelly bracelets? Nope. Had plenty of friendship bracelets, though.

14. Did you have a charm necklace and/or bracelet. Had a charm bracelet as a kid (I still have it, along with the two bracelets that belonged to my mom.) I also had a charm necklace as a teen.

15. Did you own a glo-worm? I had one, but only because I thought they were cute. I was really too old for them.

16. Did you ever own a slap bracelet? Yup.

17. The Breakfast Club or Sixteen Candles. Um, both? Judd Nelson was cute, but still, ya gotta love “The Donger”.

18. Did you have a crazy hair style? If you call pulling my hair up into a pony tail and chopping it off with hedge clippers crazy, then yes.

19. What was your first bike? It was green, I think it was a Schwinn, and it was definitely a girl’s tour bike.

20. Name one thing you still own from your childhood? The aforementioned charm bracelet.

21. Did you have a Cabbage Patch Kid? Yup. Two of them.

22. Did you dress like Madonna? Fuck no. I hated the skank. 😛 Now Cyndi Lauper on the other hand…..

23. Rainbow Brite or Strawberry Shortcake? Rainbow Brite, but only because she hasn’t been PC’d (as far as I know).

24. Did you watch Miami Vice? Blech.

25. Did you own a pair of Jelly Shoes? Yup.

26. Did you own a Trapper Keeper? Got one every year.

27. Atari or Nintendo? Both.

28. Did you play Pac-Man? I sucked balls at it, but yes I did play.

29. Which was better: Jem and The Holograms or Barbie and The Rockers! *backs away slowly*

30. He-Man or She-Ra? Dolph Lundgren’s He-Man.

31. What movie scared you the most? Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.

32. Did you try to dance like Michael Jackson? Oh hell no.

33. What Is The First Thing That Comes To Mind When You Hear “FLUX” ? Capacitor, immediately followed by acid re-

34. What other colors did Pepsi come in? I vaguely remember Pepsi Clear, but unless it looks like carbonated urine, I’m not really interested. *laughs*

35. Roger Rabbit Or Howard The Duck? Neither, really.

36. Did you ever beg your parents to have your school picture taken with the ‘LASER’ background? I was before laser’s time.

37. Do you know what the Ninja Rap is? Nope.

38. Do you know why people cringe when they hear the word BUCKNER? Name sounds familiar but I don’t rightly care.

39. Can you name the family members from National Lampoons Vacation movie? You’d think with all the time I watched it I’d know.

40. WallyWorld or Europe? WallyWorld, of course! Magic Mountain (used in the movie) and its Troll will always be fond childhood memories.

41. What was you favorite movie from the 80s? Oh yeah. Ask the former 80s video store employee what their favorite 80s is. Um, I think it would have to be a toss up between Spaceballs and This is Spinal Tap.

42. Who puts Baby in the corner? Nobody.