Partly because (come next month) I’ll have had them for seven years and I think it’s time for a change.

Partly because I feel like I’m being mocked by the youngsters who have them as a fashion statement (particularly the ones with the brightly colored extensions).

Partly Mostly because every time I try to tie them back to keep them out of my face, Glenn keeps untying them because he doesn’t like the way they look when I tie them back.