Because such a list does not already exist, and because I can, I’m compiling a list of uses for a dead llama. Those in the know, know why, but all are encouraged to post suggestions here (the more creative, the better). 🙂

These are the ones I’ve collected, so far:

1. End table.
2. Seat on a Merry-go-Round.
3. Speed bump (actually, I’d prefer them alive for that).
4. Small boat anchor.
5. Gather a couple dozen as weights for a hot air balloon.
6. ETA: Strawberry planter.
7. Carpeting for Canada.