According to Glenn:

My friend Maria is a “fat-assed dyke”.

All my drum corps. buddies are two faced.

I’m “typical white folk” for defending intelligent, rational-thinking people, regardless of their race.

I’m going to my uncle’s family cookout by myself because the “fat-assed dyke” will be there and since I’m “typical white folk” I deserve to be without his awesome presence.

*sigh*

I’m filling out an application for Section 8. It may be a two year waiting list, but fuck it. I’m done.