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I Think That those Responsible For This Know Who They Are.
Jul 27th, 2006 by Babs

there’s a monster in my pants
and it does a nasty dance
when it moves in and out
everybody starts to shout

monster AHHH!
monster ahhh..
get out of here monster!
monster!
monster!
get out of here monster!

there’s a monster in my pants
and it does a naughty dance
when it sees the light of day
you can hear the people say

oh no a monster!
oh no a monster!
oh no oh oh oh no a giant monster
monster!
monster!
oh no a giant monster!

Shut the window bolt the door
don’t wanna see that monster no more

Shut the window bolt the door
don’t wanna see that monster no more

there’s a monster in my pants
and it does a modern dance
when it comes into a room
people hit it with a broom

take that, monster!
take that, monster!
take it! take it!
take that you awful thing!

take that AAAAH!
take that aaaah…
take that you naughty thing

they don’t wear pants on the other side of France
but they do wear fleece to protect them from the beast

monster!
monster!
oh gee a pregnant monster!

there’s a monster on the run
and it wants to have some fun
when it flies into the air
all the people stop and stare
the guys give a yell (uuuuh!)
and the girls start to shriek (AAAH!)
when they see it’s giant claws
and it’s razor sharp beak

guy: gosh will you look at that thang!
girl: and I thought dinosaurs were extinct!

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Jul 26th, 2006 by Babs

Glenn will be home in about 20 minutes. He’ll have 2 minutes to call the police before I kill him!

Last week he was pitching a bitch over our tax bill for the car. It’s $116. It was originally $75. The reason for the difference? Glenn can’t wait for me, the responsible person, to get the mail, so he brings it in and leaves it wherever it’s convenient.

Which usually means it gets missplaced and forgotten.

As did this bill.

I was busy picking up the room this morning when I found it, along with the car insurance bill, and MY DEBIT CARD! You know the one I’ve been waiting for, for like almost three weeks? The one, that because I didn’t have, several of my accounts have been suspended for invalid information? All three were together, on the floor and under my bed. Now the fact that he carelessly left these things lying around is enough to piss me off, but knowing that he also neglected to give me my mail, especially when he knew I was waiting for this card, has me absolutely livid! And curious, since he asked me yesterday if I had kept the original PIN (I hadn’t, because he knows the number and one of the reasons why he doesn’t have a card of his own is because I’m sick and tired of the account being overdrawn by him).

So if you hear about a dreaded redhead who beat her husband to death with a clue by four, then chopped him up and served him to her cats, well that’d be me.

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Quickie!
Jul 26th, 2006 by Babs

I just got the email. My sister Allison is going in for her last chemo tomorrow. Yay!

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Jul 24th, 2006 by Babs

I’ve begun moving my BOS to Livejournal. It took me a day and a half to find a layout that looked good as a Plus account, and had all the bells and whistles I needed. My first choice was Gradient, the one with the blocks across the top. There was a scheme called chalkboard that was so effing cute it made me squee like a fangirl. Alas, even though it is a newer template it doesn’t allow for addition of links. Next choice was Component, but that one doesn’t have the ability to link to specific posts. I can’t for the life of me figure out why as it predates the LJ tags and it has a link for those. I finally ended up with Opal, with some major color modifications. Everything is currently f-locked except for the posts that are older than a month, which are private. I’ve already copied 18 posts over. Only 174 to go. I am currently looking for a new web host and domain handler for both my personal and business sites. All I have to do is unlock my domain with Tripod and transfer over to whomever I please.

In other news, Tripod may get the hint that I’ve been patient long enough, in more than one way. A couple of weeks ago the idiot secretary at my clinic was having trouble running my card through their reader and rather than billing me they wrote the number down, in its entirety. Upon learning this I immediately canceled the card. The only problem is my bank seems to be having great difficulty issuing a new one. The first card arrived in less than a week… in Glenn’s name. According to the bank there’s a glitch in their software. Because mine is the second name on the account when they requested the card it defaulted to Glenn. They said they would monitor the second request, which I suspect is also having issues because we’re now going on well over a week and no card. While I’m waiting, my subscription to the Grocery Game has been supended, as has Ben’s Gamefly subscription. In three days I have to pay Tripod, followed by my Netflix subscription. Writing checks is a bitch. Market Basket won’t take them unless you’re pre-approved, so I have to cash a check at the bank and calculate the price of every item I purchase, to make sure I don’t go over what I have in cash. On the plus side I’ve been able to keep a closer eye on the account. Glenn won’t write a check, either, so I know the money is safe.

I have about half of the 188+ eps of the fansubbed One Piece burned to disk. I figure by the time I’m done I’ll have freed up another 50GB of my hard drive, if not more. I can’t beleive how quickly I filled that up! That and my music are the biggest culprits. I burned 4 more CDs over the last week.

The first episode of MEGAS XLR is available to view on toonamijetstream.com. Hopefully enough people will view it to give CN the hint to bring it back. Sure it was mindless, but it was mindless fun. And there isn’t a minimum joint requirement before you can view it, like Bobobo. I want to see new eps of MEGAS and Teen Titans. Then I shall be a happy fangirl.

Gearing up for next weekend’s Lammas Family and Friends cookout. So far the menu consists of Jamaican Curried Lamb, Vegan Chili, Ale Bread (both whole wheat and white), Cornbread, Vegan Italian Sausages, Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, Grilled Corn on the Cob, Sangria, Jello Shots, S’mores and a Jello Mold. I’ve been keeping everything for the cookout set aside, but someone has moved the boxes of jello I’ve already collected. I only needed orange and grape to make a rainbow mold, so I hope they turn up as I don’t want to have to repurchase more jello. The tie dye equipment is almost complete. All I need is rubber bands. Since none of Jarret’s friends have RSVP’d I’m downsizing the moonbounce that I’m renting. Jarret’s not happy with this, but he’ll have to deal. Worse case scenerio is the adults get to play in the moonbounce.

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Dear Tripod
Jul 15th, 2006 by Babs

If it takes more than a week to fix a screw up that is as a result of an upgrade you made, it’s really really good idea to consider rolling back that upgrade.

It has been three weeks! During this time I have dealt with log in issues and lay out issues. What is my prize for this? A WYSIWYG editor for my blog entries. A WYSIWYG editor that keeps deleting the form tags I need to create shopping cart buttons for my store. A WYSIWYG editor that not only obviously ignores the font settings in the style sheet, it doesn’t offer an identical font. All my entries since the lastest phase of the upgrade look completely out of place!

Fuck submitting yet another ticket. I’m tired of being patted on the head while you screw up my hard work. As soon as I find a way to do so, I’m moving my shit to Livejournal.

No love,

Babs

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