At least in my small circle of friends. LOL!

Vanilla — What the hell? Did you take this test by
mistake? You’re vanilla, no kinks, no fetishes,
no imagination! By the time you’re thirty, your
sex is gonna be so boring and stale that you’d
rather check what’s on cable before swearing
you have a headache.

What BDSM type are you?
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I think I found a shopping cart for my store! *beams*

It’s called ecomnow and you can find it here: http://www.ecomnow.com . There are three levels. The free one offers basic services and allows you to accept payments in the form of checks, money orders and/or PayPal (squee!). The other two allow you to use a merchant account.

I was playing with it some tonight and overall I like it. The only thing I’m not fond of is that none of the versions will allow me to create specific shipping charges for each item. I have to use either a per pound rate, or use USPS’s calculations. On the plus side I don’t have to figure out the shipping costs if I use USPS’s calculations. But I might have to pad my handling charge a bit since if I include package weight in the calculations it screws things up if they buy more than one item.

Now I think I’ve seen everything:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00064CED6/ref=amb_center-3_165816_3/002-7642906-5651203

I wonder if you could use it to roast a turkey?

Cut for potential gross out factor