I found this in various forms on several other friend’s LJs.
If you call me:
Babs: You are my guidance councilor from North Intermediate, my band teacher, Mr. Ponte, from CRLS, or someone who knows me fairly well. I’d say you’re a good friend, but I recently learned that is not always true.
Babes: You are somebody who doesn’t plan on seeing/speaking to me ever again, otherwise you would take the time to pronounce my name correctly.
Babbs or Baabs (imagine a sheep saying my name): You are Sandy, the captain of the Light Brigade Colorguard.
Barbara: You are my father, my stepmother, someone from my father’s side of the family, or someone who thinks no one would in their right mind would call themself Babs.
Mighty Mouth: You are my Uncle Jeff, especially if there’s a reference to teeth marks on the legs of the kitchen table.
Boo: You are my husband, Glenn.
Bitch: You are my husband Glenn in a bad mood.
Goddess or Priestess: You are Joe Beck, and you need to email me and tell where the fuck you’ve been hiding all these years you freak!
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Pinkish: You knew me from the Power Core chatroom.
TheRealPinkish: You met me online after someone swiped the name Pinkish from me.
Maxwell Pink: You’ve met me on one of the various MLs I’m on, read my fics, or flamed one of my posts at Gaia. You may also think I’m male, maybe even gay.
Pink: You know me well enough to have figured my pen name out.
babspace: You have met me here on LJ.
Mom, Mom! or Ma-um? You are one of my sons and you want something.
Crybaby: You are one of the assholes I went to school with. Go fuck yourself, sideways.