Fuck! Goddamn motherfucking piece of shit! I can’t believe he has the nerve to fuck me over like this! Son of a bitch! I’ll give that wanker (and I’m using the original definition: someone whose sole lover is their hand) his fucking tinwhistle! Right up his ass! Sideways even! He may even enjoy it, the fucking freak! Goddamn prick!! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

My friends who read my post of the 27th, may recall my mentioning a certain customer who was being impatient with a tinwhistle that the Post Office had decided to play with for a bit before sending it to him. When I last emailed him I explained that I wanted to make sure the tinwhistle wasn’t going to turn up any time soon before issuing a refund. If it hadn’t turned up by the 31st (today), I would issue a partial refund for it since he did get the other two.

Yesterday I received an email from him demanding a refund. Before I had a chance to respond I received an email from PayPal announcing that this customer was requesting a full refund, and that my account was on hold until the matter was cleared up. This is my business account! I can’t have the money in it held up! And he doesn’t even deserve a full refund! He has two of the three tinwhistles!

So now I have to deal with PayPal. I’ve heard some horror stories so I’m hoping it goes well for me. I sent them all the emails he and I exchanged, and explained that I was going to refund him part of his payment anyway had he not received the item by the designated time.

I so want this third tinwhistle to be delivered today, just so I can rub his impatience in his face!