If I were a:
If I were a stone, I would be an: amethyst
If I were a tree, I would be a: Japanese Maple
If I were a bird, I would be a: woodpecker
If I were a machine, I would be: What first came to my mind could be both a machine and a tool, but in an effort to keep this clean I’d have to go with computer.
If I were a tool, I would be a: hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be a: carnation
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a thunderstorm
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a: Unicorn
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Uilleann Pipes
If I were an animal, I would be a: dolphin
If I were a color, I would be: pink
If I were an emotion, I would be: pissy
If I were a vegetable, I would be a: tomato
If I were a sound, I would be: roaring wind
If I were an element, I would be: earth
If I were a car, I would be: a Toyota Prius
If I were a song, I would be: One of the jazzy instrumentals in GetBackers whose name I can’t think of
If I were a movie, I would be: Sleeper
If I were a food, I would be a: slice of pizza
If I were a place, I would be: Bermuda
If I were a material, I would be: velvet
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet
If I were a scent, I would be: sandlewood
If I were a religion, I would be: Wicca
If I were a word, I would be: Yay!
If I were an object, I would be: soft
If I were a body part I would be: eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: a smile
If I were a subject in school I would be: Creative writing
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Dot Warner
If I were a shape I would be a: triangle
If I were a number I would be: 1143
If I were a month I would be: May
If I were a day of the week I’d be: Friday
If I were a time of day I’d be: 11pm
If I were a planet I would be: Jupiter
If I were a direction I would be: Northwest
If I were a piece of furniture I’d be a: bean bag chair
If I were a sin I would be: If I had a list to choose from I’d pick one, but Wiccans don’t sin
If I were a historical figure I would be: Paul Revere
If I were a liquid I would be: milk